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andycnowfederated
New travel portal at work. The sort of quality improvement: 'Please be patient while we authenticate you to your destination...' !ffs
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andycnowfederated
@x1101 Do me a favout and listen to the podcast. As I said 'attack' was probably too strong. Wish I'd never mentioned it now !ffs
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andycnowfederated
Firefox 7 ? !ffs At this rate, Firefox will be older than me before long.
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andycnowfederated
Manager pushing back on the new laptop. 'How old is your current laptop ?' The new model costs £700. !ffs
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andycnowfederated
'There was one thing that made me laugh' Deafening, prolonged silence. !ffs
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andycnowfederated
!tdtrs 'The Coldplay set was really emotional'. My God - I think I have heard it all now. !ffs
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andycnowfederated
A colleague had managed to build a Siebel VM that takes 40GB. How in the name of God did he manage this ? They're normally 20GB. !ffs
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andycnowfederated
Come on Reds. At least have a go. Might lose 4-1 but they have Maschersno at centre half !ffs
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andycnowfederated
Another example of standing off, admiring, inviting danger. Get fucking close to them and put them under pressure !ffs
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andycnowfederated
!United There goes Giggsy's knighthood. Why can't these footballers keep their cock zipped up in their trousers (or shorts). !ffs
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andycnowfederated
@davidmarsden Fuck knows and cares. All I know is I should be able to plugin in a microphone and have that recognised. This is 2011 !ffs
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andycnowfederated
Funny sort of e-ticket: #Your tickets will be available for collection at the venue. KOKO' £3 booking fee for that !ffs
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andycnowfederated
Just seen the Chelsea 'goal'. Spurs need to stop moaning about goal-line technology and get a flipping keeper. Lampard was 35 yards out !ffs
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andycnowfederated
Oh I get it. She's making a 'point'. She doesn't think I can cook rice and heat up chicken after a few beers. !ffs
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andycnowfederated
The nightmare scenario I outlined to @davidmarsden is half way to coming to pass. !ffs
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andycnowfederated
What the feck is special about this 'Time for TeleTubbies' photo with a baby brandishing the TV remote ?It keeps disappearing from view !ffs
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andycnowfederated
I have now #lost# a photo. I assume it's overlaid by another. Christ - 3 hours sleep. Feel like shite and I'm fighting a Word Processor !ffs
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andycnowfederated
This is how it begins. All the photos have moved themselves overnight so they all overlap. !ffs
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andycnowfederated
@davidmarsden Stop it. Now. You've already alienated and lost 70 million iTunes listeners and now you're starting on 307 million Yanks. !ffs
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